didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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