why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
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