The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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