We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Then you guys just all showered together...?
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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