You're a womanizer and a bitch.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
If you're receiving this text it's probably because I drunkenly flashed you on Saturday. Sorry for forcing you to look at my tits. That was uncalled for.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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