didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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