Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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