He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
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