Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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