I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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