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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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