just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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