You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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