We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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