And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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