Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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