I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
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