I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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