if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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