Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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