I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
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