Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Randomize