its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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