I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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