just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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