we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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