come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Hippo gnu deer
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
You've changed since you got that strap on
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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