i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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