Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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