Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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