I smell stomach acid.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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