My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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