Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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