I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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