Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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