i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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