: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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