The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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