I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
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