I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My first STD was from a foam party
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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