I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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