My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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