her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Randomize