I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
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