She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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