pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Non-Jews are for practice
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
This toilet bowl is my home.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Randomize
