champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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