did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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