he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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