Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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