At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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