The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Can I color on your dick again?
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
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