But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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